You Can’t Send That To Germany
I hooked up the Xbox I’d included in the hamper to the second monitor on the counter and spoke to him about limerence while I played Assassin’s Creed.
It Ends In Defeat…
In those weeks where Tottenham continued to lose, right up until that final game of survival, I asked myself why I kept following so closely. After all, it was devoid of any joy.
i am sad on the 438x right now
Hey you, you’re going the opposite direction I am. It’s 7:34pm on a Friday and your destination is Abbotsford? The bus stop on this side of the street is much warmer but you won’t give it a chance!
The Anti-Shag Pact
The conversation drifted, as conversations sometimes do, to the logistical difficulties of sharing a six-bed dormitory where sex could in fact occur in your bed without your knowledge.
Sushi for the Soul
“You know it’s funny — I never realised how shy you actually are. I always just thought you were playing disaffected bitch for customers at work.”
You, The Sexless Beast
Absent the comparative emotions of desire, intimacy of any kind is charged; nothing represents sex and so everything represents sex.
The Scholar & The Athlete
But when the Scholar goes home she thinks about the Athlete. She thinks about her while she takes off her skirt and her bra. She fucks herself with her fingers, and wonders what the Athlete is doing.
30 Years… 30 Movies
This list contains one film that encompasses every year of life I have already experienced, the rest are pure speculation on my part about what these future years may contain…
The Reel and the Hyperreal
machine without a body, in and out, great free floating brain caressed, gentle movements across a neglected being, emaciated, feeble, shaking and quivering moanbreaths, in and out
wtf happened last night?
Were you left with an insatiable hunger because they never fed you?
Mouseatouille At Phoenix Central Park
The band itself has gained and lost many parts, continually metamorphosing, but the sound and the heart beats the same.
I Got Wasted: PULP Reviews
I might not have been wasted but I was certainly tipsy and that might be even better.