Jack Davis 5/21/26 Jack Davis 5/21/26

The Beatification of Sir Donald Bradman

The museum sits adjacent to the oval which, since 1947, has carried Bradman’s name, and where, at age 12, Bradman played his first game of senior cricket for Bowral Cricket Club.

Rachel Gibson 5/15/26 Rachel Gibson 5/15/26

Historical Hinge

Sick of modern dating? Feeling as though you were “born in the wrong generation”? Perhaps the love of your life is waiting for you in a different time period!

Vance McDonald 5/15/26 Vance McDonald 5/15/26

MJ OVERMAN: The Knowing Artifice of Friedrich Nietzsche and MJ Lenderman

As exciting as Nietzsche’s ideas are to the music Tragic in me, I confess that I have no love for Wagner.

Roxy Lees 5/15/26 Roxy Lees 5/15/26

Lost Diary

Could the relevant Christina please return to collect their notebook…

Roxy Lees 4/29/26 Roxy Lees 4/29/26

Thinking Inside The Box

The noise of the alarm is screeching. It's insistent, it’s ringing louder than my voice. Somebody else has to hear it. Someone has to find me.

Luke Westwood 4/29/26 Luke Westwood 4/29/26

Implosionworld

Through the settling rubble, an epic collage of pop singer-songwriting opus, Taylor Swift, chimes in and is unphased.

Amelia Elliott 4/29/26 Amelia Elliott 4/29/26

An (Un)fortunate Telling

Two chairs sat on either side of a tiny white table that was furnished by a lone candle and one of those acrylic shields they have on the counter at the bank—a sneeze guard, if you will.

Urvi Agrawal 10/31/25 Urvi Agrawal 10/31/25

Overthinking: Swimming Dilemmas

I envy those who can just close their eyes and swim.

Roxy Lees 10/31/25 Roxy Lees 10/31/25

This Subway Sandwich Quiz Can Predict Who Your Favourite Philosopher Is And It’s 98.8% Accurate

Did someone ask you who your favourite philosopher was? Did you get stuck thinking of a name equally pretentious and performative? Answer these questions to find out what your Subway order can reveal. Instant ostentation, no thinking needed!

James Wily 5/30/25 James Wily 5/30/25

Things Big, Yellow, and Bench-like.

“I am not against big benches, per se. Rather, what I am against is The Big Yellow USU Bench. In truth, I abhor it with every fibre of my being. There is something wretchedly ironic about its existence, about its pathetic pleading.”

Anneka Scholtz 5/30/25 Anneka Scholtz 5/30/25

Even the most beautiful girl you know has fallen for a Spotify robot DJ…

Olivia Russell 4/14/25 Olivia Russell 4/14/25

Micra Musings

“I had bared my heart and my feelings were seemingly reciprocated, sharing five years of itemised service invoices, lamenting night shifts, even travelling to the south side of the Bridge for me.”

China Meldrum 10/1/24 China Meldrum 10/1/24

Rest in Pieces Bin Weevils

“Move over Club Penguin, there’s a new horrifically laggy, slightly problematic, bug-riddled, deeply iconic flash game to crash your parents' 2012 HP Spectre on.”

Clive Meldrum 10/1/24 Clive Meldrum 10/1/24

The Children Yearn for the Bakery

“I now sported my shiny new Bakiez management badge, and became the perfect power-tripping 12 year old, telling off all the other inferior 12 year olds. I was no longer the trainee, I was the trainer.”