James Wily 5/30/25 James Wily 5/30/25

Things Big, Yellow, and Bench-like.

“I am not against big benches, per se. Rather, what I am against is The Big Yellow USU Bench. In truth, I abhor it with every fibre of my being. There is something wretchedly ironic about its existence, about its pathetic pleading.”

Anneka Scholtz 5/30/25 Anneka Scholtz 5/30/25

Even the most beautiful girl you know has fallen for a Spotify robot DJ…

Olivia Russell 4/14/25 Olivia Russell 4/14/25

Micra Musings

“I had bared my heart and my feelings were seemingly reciprocated, sharing five years of itemised service invoices, lamenting night shifts, even travelling to the south side of the Bridge for me.”

China Meldrum 10/1/24 China Meldrum 10/1/24

Rest in Pieces Bin Weevils

“Move over Club Penguin, there’s a new horrifically laggy, slightly problematic, bug-riddled, deeply iconic flash game to crash your parents' 2012 HP Spectre on.”

Clive Meldrum 10/1/24 Clive Meldrum 10/1/24

The Children Yearn for the Bakery

“I now sported my shiny new Bakiez management badge, and became the perfect power-tripping 12 year old, telling off all the other inferior 12 year olds. I was no longer the trainee, I was the trainer.”

Genevieve Ripard 2/16/24 Genevieve Ripard 2/16/24

My Satisfyer Pro (2) Situationship

As August appears every year, so does a discrete package at the footstep of my family home.

James Wily 1/30/24 James Wily 1/30/24

I am going to kill whoever's responsible for this.

I mean it. Honestly.

Shania O'Brien 6/7/23 Shania O'Brien 6/7/23

Paper straws

Want an alternative to those dreadful Dendy straws?

Sonal Kamble 6/7/23 Sonal Kamble 6/7/23

Fruit

I found my friend hanging off a tree.

Mae Milne 6/4/23 Mae Milne 6/4/23

5 stylish looks for Summer 1355

Become the fairest of them all with 1355’s biggest summer trends.

Margaret Pearson 6/4/23 Margaret Pearson 6/4/23

APRA Bails In Dollarmites School Banking Program After Fortnite Update Induced Run

APRA has committed $16 million dollars to ensure the safety of the deposits of over 800,000 school children.

Harry Gay 6/3/23 Harry Gay 6/3/23

My Sims family has gained sentience and I fear they’re plotting against me

Who hasn’t blocked off the exits when there’s a fire? Or built a single room, one by one square metre walls on each side, with no light or nourishment? It was only a game.