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2025
“Move over Club Penguin, there’s a new horrifically laggy, slightly problematic, bug-riddled, deeply iconic flash game to crash your parents' 2012 HP Spectre on.”
“I now sported my shiny new Bakiez management badge, and became the perfect power-tripping 12 year old, telling off all the other inferior 12 year olds. I was no longer the trainee, I was the trainer.”
As August appears every year, so does a discrete package at the footstep of my family home.
“I am not against big benches, per se. Rather, what I am against is The Big Yellow USU Bench. In truth, I abhor it with every fibre of my being. There is something wretchedly ironic about its existence, about its pathetic pleading.”
“I had bared my heart and my feelings were seemingly reciprocated, sharing five years of itemised service invoices, lamenting night shifts, even travelling to the south side of the Bridge for me.”
2024
2023
APRA has committed $16 million dollars to ensure the safety of the deposits of over 800,000 school children.
Who hasn’t blocked off the exits when there’s a fire? Or built a single room, one by one square metre walls on each side, with no light or nourishment? It was only a game.
The SCP Foundation is perhaps the largest and longest running community writing project of all time.
If you’re really committed to Sydney joining the prestigious ranks of the six ‘Majors’, there must be a radical route change.
Instead of writhing around online at home, you just may be the epitome of health and wellness.
A late-night Maccas feed is an indispensable part of the uni experience, a rite of passage for all: stoned, sober, and everything else in-between.
What I have described has been, in many ways, a coming-of-age. Or perhaps more appropriately, my ‘cumming-of-age’.
“It should be just as easy for seniors to renew their license, share extremist content, or procure a hired gun as it is for anyone else.”
2022
The woke, cancel culture mob has raised their torches to the heels of an icon and incinerated it beyond recognition.
What I didn’t expect was the special connection that was formed between the two of us that fateful evening.
For the second time in three years, the role of editorship of USyd’s weekly newspaper Honi Soit has gone uncontested.
I sat huddled in the hallowed halls of the Holme Building, awaiting to be called to his office.
On September 8 2022 at Buckingham Palace, during a particularly heated game of chess between two anonymous guardsmen, the Queen was found deceased.
The little people inside Eddie Murphy from the 2008 movie Meet Dave have begun to unionise and we need YOUR help!
Celebrate a special occasion with a dear friend or loved one with this decadent recipe for how to cook everyone’s favourite semi-aquatic, denim-rocking invertebrate.