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The museum sits adjacent to the oval which, since 1947, has carried Bradman’s name, and where, at age 12, Bradman played his first game of senior cricket for Bowral Cricket Club.
Sick of modern dating? Feeling as though you were “born in the wrong generation”? Perhaps the love of your life is waiting for you in a different time period!
Could the relevant Christina please return to collect their notebook…
The noise of the alarm is screeching. It's insistent, it’s ringing louder than my voice. Somebody else has to hear it. Someone has to find me.
Through the settling rubble, an epic collage of pop singer-songwriting opus, Taylor Swift, chimes in and is unphased.
Two chairs sat on either side of a tiny white table that was furnished by a lone candle and one of those acrylic shields they have on the counter at the bank—a sneeze guard, if you will.
I envy those who can just close their eyes and swim.
Did someone ask you who your favourite philosopher was? Did you get stuck thinking of a name equally pretentious and performative? Answer these questions to find out what your Subway order can reveal. Instant ostentation, no thinking needed!
“I am not against big benches, per se. Rather, what I am against is The Big Yellow USU Bench. In truth, I abhor it with every fibre of my being. There is something wretchedly ironic about its existence, about its pathetic pleading.”
“I had bared my heart and my feelings were seemingly reciprocated, sharing five years of itemised service invoices, lamenting night shifts, even travelling to the south side of the Bridge for me.”
“Move over Club Penguin, there’s a new horrifically laggy, slightly problematic, bug-riddled, deeply iconic flash game to crash your parents' 2012 HP Spectre on.”
“I now sported my shiny new Bakiez management badge, and became the perfect power-tripping 12 year old, telling off all the other inferior 12 year olds. I was no longer the trainee, I was the trainer.”
As August appears every year, so does a discrete package at the footstep of my family home.
I mean it. Honestly.
Become the fairest of them all with 1355’s biggest summer trends.
APRA has committed $16 million dollars to ensure the safety of the deposits of over 800,000 school children.
Who hasn’t blocked off the exits when there’s a fire? Or built a single room, one by one square metre walls on each side, with no light or nourishment? It was only a game.
The SCP Foundation is perhaps the largest and longest running community writing project of all time.
Others are still traumatised by a remote to the eye during a tense game of bowling.
Introducing the brand new SUSF sports wagering app: SUSFor the Win!
If you’re really committed to Sydney joining the prestigious ranks of the six ‘Majors’, there must be a radical route change.
Instead of writhing around online at home, you just may be the epitome of health and wellness.
A late-night Maccas feed is an indispensable part of the uni experience, a rite of passage for all: stoned, sober, and everything else in-between.
A Yoghurt’s recipe contains infinite, heretofore unfathomable alternate dimensions.
What I have described has been, in many ways, a coming-of-age. Or perhaps more appropriately, my ‘cumming-of-age’.