“I am not against big benches, per se. Rather, what I am against is The Big Yellow USU Bench. In truth, I abhor it with every fibre of my being. There is something wretchedly ironic about its existence, about its pathetic pleading.”

Comedy, CampusJames WilyMay 30, 2025campus, USU, USU board, USU executive, chair

4 Listicles That Best Utilise The Conventions and Structure of The List

It ain’t quite a list, it ain’t quite an article, it’s a listicle!

ComedyMarlow HurstApril 12, 2023USU, USyd, LIsts, Listicle, Buzzfeed, SEO

19 Pictures of lichen that give me LIFE

It ain’t moss, it ain’t algae, it’s LICHEN!

ComedyPatrick McKenzieApril 1, 2023USU, USyd, STEM, botanic gardens, lichen, plants, nature, Kate Moss, algae, april foolz 23

What’s On this week at USyd? April 1st to 8th

With this handy guide, you won’t miss out on all the activities and events on offer.

ComedyHarry GayApril 1, 2023USU, USyd, University, activities, boar, april foolz 23 RIGHT

Review: USU goat yoga — You've goat to be kid-ing me

BAAAAAAA BLEEAAT BA-A-A-A-A

EXCLUSIVE! Interview with USU CEO Andrew Mills

I sat huddled in the hallowed halls of the Holme Building, awaiting to be called to his office.

ComedyHarry GayOctober 4, 2022interview, USU, clowns

Review: USU Battle of the Bands

A war of wind, a skirmish of sounds, and a tussle of tunes.

CampusGenevieve RipardSeptember 24, 2022The Jam Sandwiches, Chuey, The Bernies, Sonnet & The BreadBoys, Manning Bar, campus, USU, The Jezabels, music

A defendant by any other name is just as liable: when Union is conflated with University

How can you pursue an attacker you don’t know exists?

CampusAriana HaghighiSeptember 13, 2022the law, court, Wentworth, Baggs, USU, USyd

The little pamphleteer that could

I wasn’t invisible — I was avoided. I was Moses, splitting the oncoming wave of students in two.

CampusLuke MesterovicAugust 21, 2022Eastern Avenue, staff strikes, USU, student politics, pamphlets