The wonderful everyday
Holding a large pinwheel lollipop in his left hand, he ran his, undoubtedly sticky, other one along the shelves, displacing and muddling the displays.
5 stylish looks for Summer 1355
Become the fairest of them all with 1355’s biggest summer trends.
An investigation of poultry significance: the hospitality of 70-72 King Street
What did the ghouls of King Street want from me?
I worked at the SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation is perhaps the largest and longest running community writing project of all time.
APRA Bails In Dollarmites School Banking Program After Fortnite Update Induced Run
APRA has committed $16 million dollars to ensure the safety of the deposits of over 800,000 school children.
Finding new moves
I am fascinated by a specific benefit AIs have for literature which, unlike in chess, is not harnessed enough.
Have you seen my other Doc?
Somewhere, somehow, and for some strange reason, my beloved boot was wife-swapped, sole-swapped, or otherwise stolen.
Nabokov and his butterflies
Literature and butterflies are the two sweetest passions known to man. – Vladimir Nabokov
My Sims family has gained sentience and I fear they’re plotting against me
Who hasn’t blocked off the exits when there’s a fire? Or built a single room, one by one square metre walls on each side, with no light or nourishment? It was only a game.
My mouth is an open wound
The SCP Foundation is perhaps the largest and longest running community writing project of all time.
Food against itself
In classifying itself as an abstraction, haute cuisine blurs the lines between art and food without fully adhering to either.
How Libra hits the (odd) spot
These little facts, printed in blue type on shiny liner backs, wing tabs, or pad wrappers, stare up at you as you sit on the toilet, blood clots dripping into the water below.
On the origin of Bertie Beetle
To this day, the Bertie Beetle is by far the most iconic and well-known goodie at the Easter Show and it dazzles children at agricultural shows across Australia.
REVIEW: SUDS’ Double O’Bill: The Real Inspector Hound and The Bald Soprano - A murder mystery and a middle-class satire walk into a Cellar
Brilliantly adapted by directors Kieran Casey and Charlie Papps, the production offers a night of gut-wrenching laughter and meta-theatrical analysis in their double (O’) bill of two modern absurdist classics
The Sydney Olympics buried in a yellow suitcase
The look of the games is what immediately drew my eye.
Tales from my cross country skiing youth
Cross country skiing was a sport defined by its sheer insanity.
The Billycart Derby, or the BPS Olympics
A chance to prove oneself a sprog above the rest.
Modern courtship
It’s 5.30am. You and the rest of the inter-B’s netball team are huddled on a coach in the dark.