My Sims family has gained sentience and I fear they’re plotting against me
Who hasn’t blocked off the exits when there’s a fire? Or built a single room, one by one square metre walls on each side, with no light or nourishment? It was only a game.
My mouth is an open wound
The SCP Foundation is perhaps the largest and longest running community writing project of all time.
R.I.P. Nintendo Wii (November 2006 - October 2013)
Others are still traumatised by a remote to the eye during a tense game of bowling.
A new and improved Sydney marathon
If you’re really committed to Sydney joining the prestigious ranks of the six ‘Majors’, there must be a radical route change.
Group fitness for the chronically online
Instead of writhing around online at home, you just may be the epitome of health and wellness.
Maccas — a modern watering hole
A late-night Maccas feed is an indispensable part of the uni experience, a rite of passage for all: stoned, sober, and everything else in-between.
The yoghurt paradox
A Yoghurt’s recipe contains infinite, heretofore unfathomable alternate dimensions.
This will get bigger (if you know what I mean)
What I have described has been, in many ways, a coming-of-age. Or perhaps more appropriately, my ‘cumming-of-age’.
4 Listicles That Best Utilise The Conventions and Structure of The List
It ain’t quite a list, it ain’t quite an article, it’s a listicle!
What’s On this week at USyd? April 1st to 8th
With this handy guide, you won’t miss out on all the activities and events on offer.
Sydney Library Launches ‘Dark Web 4 Seniors’ to Bridge Digital Skills Gap
“It should be just as easy for seniors to renew their license, share extremist content, or procure a hired gun as it is for anyone else.”
Maxibon Wrapper Design Latest Victim of Cancel Culture Mob
The woke, cancel culture mob has raised their torches to the heels of an icon and incinerated it beyond recognition.
What Freud would say about your new vices?
I have risen from the dead to see how the human psyche has been tracking.
Maths question involving 32 watermelons targets specific student’s love of the fruit
Staring down at the paper, what stared back was eerily similar to her own life.