Queen found dead, leaving King unprotected
On September 8 2022 at Buckingham Palace, during a particularly heated game of chess between two anonymous guardsmen, the Queen was found deceased.
Join the 'Meet Dave' rebellion today
The little people inside Eddie Murphy from the 2008 movie Meet Dave have begun to unionise and we need YOUR help!
Eagle Boys Pizza makes its return as an NFT marketplace
Eagle Boys is BACK and craves a SLICE of the NFT pie!
I want to drink the Nickelodeon slime
Oh, how I yearn to rub that Emerald Cream all over my body.
CRIKEY! Nepotism in the crocodile hunting industry
The crocodile hunting business has a serious problem.
Filet Minion with Minion purée
Celebrate a special occasion with a dear friend or loved one with this decadent recipe for how to cook everyone’s favourite semi-aquatic, denim-rocking invertebrate.
Survival tips for the upcoming vibe shift
The apocalypse is coming, and it's time to dress the part!
Horrible horoscopes
Through our powers of divination, here are your fortunes for the following month.