
Kick on Girl
“The play symbol bulges stupidly before the sub-saharan beauty of your jungle. Is heaven nothing but a blank slate? THE END. Play again? What’s wrong? Why are you crying? Here is a gift, do not dwell. Here, a new environment. Let me lead you to a new life. You can always begin again.”

The Children Yearn for the Bakery
“I now sported my shiny new Bakiez management badge, and became the perfect power-tripping 12 year old, telling off all the other inferior 12 year olds. I was no longer the trainee, I was the trainer.”

Do androids dream of a socialist utopia?
If androids come about, what will they do, and I guess, more pertinently to our human future, what will we do?

Welcome to the (tragic) family, son
There is no definitive limit to our physique; it’s always “moving in and out of focus”.

I played Papa’s Freezeria and all I got was exploited
There’s nothing cool about violating labour law.

R.I.P. Nintendo Wii (November 2006 - October 2013)
Others are still traumatised by a remote to the eye during a tense game of bowling.

Remembering Nookazon: a DIY recipe for disaster
I was shocked to discover that this cottage-core fantasy would turn into a tale of exploitation, cult worship and most surprisingly, potential animal rights violations.

Stray: “I am a cat. As yet, I have no name.”
Stray taps into this unique relationship between cats and humans, one defined by fascination and adoration.

Something novel: A helpful guide to creating your own Sydney small bar
Sydney is chock-a-block full of small bars: rooftop bars, basement bars, dive bars and pubs.