One-Sentence Reviews: Emmys Red Carpet Fashion 2018
WORDS BY FASHION POLICE OF USYD
Alright, here we go. TV’s “night of nights”. Even though no one gives a shit about the #Emmy’s outside of Twitter, everyone does clearly care about my fashion opinions. Honestly, fashion aside I’m just hoping that next award show I can pull a “Glen Weiss” and propose to my long-term girlfriend on live television to boost my social capital.
This is how one of the greatest actresses of all time should dress – perpetual scene stealer, pereptual fashion killa.
Issa damn good look.
This is not Halloween for God’s sake.
More like Regina Queen. This silhouette cast the right shadow over every other person she beat to win her Emmy.
Millie Bobby Brown
This dress kind of makes me want to tell Millie Bobby Brown to shut up for some reason. Full respect to her though, great actress.
George R.R. Martin
Oh honey, a tailored suit like this will always make me love you more than Kit Harrington.
Dakota Fanning is dressing like her sister is more famous than her now.
Well, at least the show no one in Australia has heard of won.
Johnathan Van Ness
Can you believe?! No, I cannot believe. This is amazing.
Oh Princess Margaret is smiling between chain smoking in heaven looking at Vanessa right now.
Lewis made a statement. A fashion statement. It’s currently being heard by the police because it’s one hell of a crime.
Claire Foy & Matt Smith
Tag two people who should quit playin’ and be together: @ClaireFoy @MattSmith
This looks like one of those parachute things you used to run in and out of in primary school.
She has not aged since I first saw her through teary eyes in ‘A Walk to Remember’.
She came to make Emmy’s history, she dressed to make fashion history. The only person that looked better than Sandra Oh was her mother.
Scarlett Johanssen & Colin Jost
ScarJo is wearing the Wedding white dress she won’t be marrying her current boyfriend in because his hosting was in no way funny for the Emmy’s. Sue me.
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