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THE LINES & LINGERIE BEHIND EROTIC FAN FICTION NIGHT

THE LINES & LINGERIE BEHIND EROTIC FAN FICTION NIGHT

Words by Bianka Farmakis

Wednesday nights are always boasting some kind of student themed event, with cheap thrills and cheaper alcohol pouring us into a hungover Thursday of brain-dead tutorials.

But what better way to spice up your hump day with actual accounts of humping? 

Organiser Harriet Jane with "SEX" shaved into the back of her head.

Organiser Harriet Jane with "SEX" shaved into the back of her head.

Cue “Erotic Fan Fiction” night, organised by Harriet Jane, who delighted audiences with a line-up of student only erotic writers.

After a successful SUDS summer slot series of erotic fan-fiction readings, Harriet brought back the event with a second instalment of new tantalising tales. In commenting on her choice to serve sex stories to a student audience, Harriet cited her first experience with erotic fan fiction;

“I saw it last Valentine’s Day and I was overwhelmed at the hilarity and disgusting content.”

“Erotica means fun, fun in a sexual way and in a creative way.”

Pictured: Kate Bubalo's pins

Pictured: Kate Bubalo's pins

Delving into the depths of their most fuck-worthy of fantasies, each student stipulated what we’re all afraid to divulge: revamped, sex-parodies of Aussie classics we grew up watching, inanimate objects we’d enjoyed being penetrated with, and the harrowing, horrifying list of local celebrities we’d all really like to bang.

Based in the recently re-done Hermann’s bar, it’s safe to say, the only thing this previously dingy dive of a campus bar needed was some literary sex appeal.

So though I’d like to spare no saucy details, if there’s one thing erotic fan fiction taught me, it’s that ‘edging’ is the best English technique out there.

Pictured: Author Lucy Burke's 'jellyfish'

Pictured: Author Lucy Burke's 'jellyfish'

Here’s just a taste of the lines and lingerie behind the latest erotic addition to campus.

Pictured: Author Aidy Margo in 'Kel Night' shorts.  

Pictured: Author Aidy Margo in 'Kel Night' shorts.
 

“Look at moiii. Look at moiii. Now Kel, I have one word to say to you: thespian. I think I’m a thespian!” - Aidy Margo

“He falls forward onto the young private, and the muddy floor of the trench begins to pool with blood. Gold rings explode outwards from Sonic's body and jingle in the mud, before blinking and disappearing.” - Jack Okeby

Pictured: one of many sultry glances courtesy of 'Ivory Towers'.

Pictured: one of many sultry glances courtesy of 'Ivory Towers'.

“Getting close to his ear, sluttily Margaret whispered “fuck me with this TV week Logie award David Stratton” - Lucy Burke

Pictured: Author Samantha Hoyer's pins

Pictured: Author Samantha Hoyer's pins

 “Harder Kevin!” I screamed “Oh please Kevin McCloud, be rough with me, be brutal, as brutal as the brutalist design of Fisher library.” - Samantha Poulos

Pictured: Best shoes of the night, again from Author Samantha Hoyer

Pictured: Best shoes of the night, again from Author Samantha Hoyer

“The root vegetable slammed in and out, in and out in homoerotic glory. Schapelle simply couldn’t get enough of Tracy Grimshaw” - Samantha Hoyer

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Quote of the night:  "I am here performing tonight. I am here performing tonight, for attention." - Ivory Towers

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