GOSS: Jacky He Has Just Returned From Appearing on a TV Talk Show in China
By Pulp Goss
SRC President Jacky He has just returned from a trip to China, where he appeared on a TV talk show that is apparently called “China Dream, the Patriotism of Overseas Chinese”.
What did he talk about whilst on the show? Why his campus faction Panda of course, lifting University of Sydney student politics to glorious new heights. We’ve also heard from a number of anonymous sources that he was on the show to voice his broader political views, ones that relate to current campus tensions, involving members of his faction tearing down a Hong Kong Lennon Wall. Which is all to say: the trip was not exactly conducted in the spirit of fulfilling his duties as SRC President.
Though the reason Jacky He gave the SRC executive for his overseas trip was a little different to what we’ve heard from numerous anonymous sources, we don’t believe it appropriate to comment on that here. All we will say is that this is the third time this year that Jacky has left the SRC for an extended period of time to travel overseas, leaving the SRC Vice Presidents to take the reins in his absence. Did we mention he gets paid an annual salary of close to $40K in student money?
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