Nepotism Babies

“You’d do it too if you could.”

Image Credit: Mia Freeland

We’re proud to announce Allens’ new candy line ‘Nepotism Babies’: a soft, chewy and colourful gummy candy, perfect for adults and kids alike.

One customer says:

“I mean they're good, they get the job done. You just can't help thinking that if you searched around a bit more you might find a candy you prefer. Sure, they won't have the same nostalgic taste or familiar face, but they win out on their own delicious merit, selected solely for their sweet performance on the day.”  

‘Nepotism Babies’ are the new ‘it girl’ of sweet treats. They smell like old favourites, but have an aftertaste of unacknowledged privilege. Each package is specially marked with reasons why they “really truly deserve to be here and had to try just as hard as any other candy” to get the prime spot on the checkout aisle!

When asked about this new sweet treat, an Allen’s representative said: 

“We weren’t even really planning on releasing new candies, but a few of them were well connected with some of our classic best sellers (somered raspberry parents and teeth aunts, you know?) Too bad for the Animal Collection, we were meant to begin production on them this Spring but couldn’t be sure they’d be successful. Though they taste a bit better if you ask me!”

‘Nepotism Babies’ are now available everywhere you get your candy. They feature 15 flavours  including (but not limited to): 

Lily ROSE Depp

Maya Haw-KETTLE CORN 

Em-MANGO Roberts

Ben PlatTUTTI-FRUTTI 

Jamie-Lee CITRUS

BERRY Hadid

Sophia COPA-COLA

‘Nepotism Babies: you’d do it too if you could.’